Sunday

Nation of Retards

The U.S. government has used the 9/11 attacks to defend every stupid criminal thing to come out of Washington for five long terrible years, but a shocking new study shows a significant number of Americans don't even know when the attacks happened.

Nearly a third of Americans don't know (or don't remember) that hijacked jetliners smashed into the World Trade Center towers, the Pentagon and a Pennsylvania field in 2001.

According to the new Washington Post poll, 30% of those surveyed couldn't come up with the year of the event.

About half of them picked a wrong year, while 16% of America's finest citizens "had no idea."

Almost all of those who didn't know when 9/11 happened were over 55, with 48% between 55 and 64 and the other 47% being 65 and older.

In other words, the nation's most reliable voters are so stupid or senile that they've got absolutely no idea what's going on around them and can't remember the most pivotal event of this century, which happened only five years ago.

For this nation of retards, pollsters were happy to find 95% of Americans at least remembered the "September 11" part. The other 5% somehow manage to maintain telephone service and even know how to answer a ringing phone, but have no knowledge of the month or date of the most notorious event in recent history.

The grim study confirms what many other polls have long shown: Americans are, at best, drooling imbeciles who can't find Iraq on a map, have no memory of Watergate and believe fictional characters on TV are real people.

God help us all.

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